The High Five.

1. Stylin' On Campus

With all the college football drama, fans could use a little dose of humor. Texas A&M President R. Bowen Loftin's bow-stache combo does just that!

2. Wildcat Whiskers

The best thing about Northwestern media day notes are the mustache-competition references sprinkled throughout. Forget Mike Ditka. Go for "The Loftin" all the way.

3. Child's Play

Real Madrid signed a 7-year-old kid from Argentina. Naturally Taiwan's Next Media Animation has its take on this deal.

4. Gator Glare

Florida coach Will Muschamp could take down an angry bear with his stare. Instead, Muschamp will use his powers for good, and by good, I mean winning football games.

5. #Winning

Andy Roddick may be losing sets, blasting tennis balls into the crowd and throwing racquets. But at least he's winning at planking.

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1. The Return Of Football

As usual, Rex Ryan publicly combusted and lost his head (set) during a Jets vs Texans preseason game. It's safe to say that football is officially back.

2. Head's Up!

Rockies' third base coach Rich Dauer was hit in the face with a baseball during a double play drill while Bobby Valentine gave a pre-game report for ESPN.This is the reason for the phrase "head's up."

3. Ripping Sir Charles And The King

Dwight Howard did impersonations of Charles Barkley and LeBron James on BET's 106 and Park. Despite the silliness, his impressions were not too shabby.

4. More Rocket Trouble

A group of court security guards are under investigation for accepting signed baseballs from Roger Clemens as a thank-you gift after they helped shuttle Clemens out of the courthouse a month ago. According to the Washington Post, the guards face fines and/or dismissal.

5. Harrington The Daredevil

Most NBA players are spending the lockout playing in summer leagues or charity games, but Al Harrington of the Nuggets is taking a slightly different approach to stay in shape. He's going to participate in the Spartan Race on Staten Island, where he will have to walk on fire and crawl under barbed wire.

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1. No Lanes Needed

This video is hilarious. And also very fake. Except for the pickup truck shot. That definitely happened.

2. Biffle Vs. Boris

It's not often you get a guy on camera saying (and repeating) that he plans on finding someone and beating them down. NASCAR just got a lot more interesting for me.

3. LeBron's Summers

LeBron just can't go an off-season without getting dunked on. Here's James missing the block on a camper's dunk. They'll be on the Wizards soon.

4. Grass Is Greener

I've never heard the words 'grass' and 'Detroit' used in the same sentence, until now. Delmon Young proved what I once thought impossible with a big homer against the Twins. The Twins that literally just traded him. Nicely played.

5. Twitter + Athlete = ...Thought-Provoking???

The same Blake Griffin who kissed a cell phone after proving to three probable strangers he could dunk has this pretty introspective Tweet to offer the masses.

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1. Presidential Poke

Nobody on the face of the earth gets criticized more than Jay Cutler. Not even the president can give him a break.

2. Tiger Roar

Even in one of Tiger's darkest hours of the darkest era of his career, fans can still get excited by his shots.

3. ESPN's QBs

Is it just me or does every NFL season start as "The Year of the Quarterback?"
Maybe it's because ESPN can market the hell out of that line.

4. I Love Tom

Tom Brady is one beautiful man.

5. Fleeing Elin

Some throwback Tiger Woods to Thanksgiving Night 2009.

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1. A Real Handful

At a recent Nationals vs. Cubs game, a father in the stands managed to snag a foul ball with his right hand while holding his infant in his left arm. The announcers were amazed but you can bet that mom isn't too happy.

2. Rodman's At It Again

Dennis Rodman wasn't allowed to arrive at his Basketball Hall Of Fame induction ceremony the way he wanted -- on a huge, colorful float -- so he had to settle. Instead, he'll arrive via helicopter and has hired acrobats for entertainment. Is anyone surprised?

3. Harper's Tempter Tantrum

Bryce Harper was ejected for violently slamming his helmet onto the ground after he disagreed with the umpire's called strike three. The bigger concern is the No. 1 overall pick's anemic .248 batting average and 22 strikeouts in 31 games at Class AA Harrisburg.

4. Knockout

An amazing handstand kick KO occurred during a friendly sparring between two martial arts fighters, Super Tord and Saenchai Sinbimuaythai. It looks like a tough move to defend.

5. Cops Catch Williams

In classic action movie style, Wisconsin-Milwuake point guard Kaylon Williams jumped out of the drivers side of a moving vehicle to escape the police. He was eventually caught, and had a blood alcohol content three times the legal limit. While this is clearly unacceptable behavior, you can't deny that Williams is agile.

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1. Can Chad Crash At Your Place?

An average press conference becomes Chadified when he mentions that he would like to stay with a fan as he gets acclimated to New England. And if you are worried that Ochocinco might be high maintenance, he evidently only needs Internet access and an Xbox. Ochocinco is definitely not going to be just another quiet Patriot, that's for sure.

2. Aaron Rodgers Does His Best AI Impersonation

The impersonation would have been better without the smile or the awkward pauses, but Aaron Rodgers still did an excellent job of dodging the question with humor. Thanks to him, you now have a legitimate reason to watch the infamous Allen Iverson clip one more time.

3. Hot Guys Doing Horoscopes With Baron Davis

It's hard to make Baron Davis' most recent YouTube appearance sound more ridiculous than the video's title does. Rarely does a video include astrology, paper basketball and Davis. When it does, you've got to watch it.

4. Rex Grossman Is Overweight And He Knows It

Grossman may think his team is absolutely perfect, but at least he is capable of seeing his own faults. Those extra pounds are going to be extra uncomfortable under the pressure he has put on himself by predicting that his Redskins will win the NFC East.

5. Another Low Blow To Joe Pa

After a blindside hit landed Joe Paterno in the hospital with a pelvis injury, a member of the University of Michigan fan base suggested a product for Paterno to endorse. The kind soul even went so far as to create a possible ad. How nice of him.

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1. One Man's Trash Is A Rays' Baseball

Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Shawn Rodriguez incited a scuffle that led to one fan being ejected from the park when he laced a foul ball directly into a garbage can in the stands. No one could even fish the ball out of the trash after Rays' security demanded that the ball be left in the can, so that baseball is garbage.

2. Getting In On The Action

A Jacksonville Sharks fan got directly involved in an Arena Football League game when he grabbed the body and face mask of a Georgia Force player from the stands after a kickoff. The refs issued a penalty and the Force got the ball at the 20, and now the fan can forever say that he got a penalty in an AFL game.

3. One Tough Lady

A 98-year-old woman, Sensei Keiko Fukuda of San Francisco was promoted to a 10th degree black belt, the highest possible level in judo. She is the fourth person ever, and first woman, to reach that level. That's one old lady you shouldn't mess with.

4. Back To School

Kevin Love, Baron Davis, Trevor Ariza and Russell Westbrook are spending their time during the NBA lockout taking summer classes at UCLA. Love tweeted a picture of the group. Maybe they can figure out a way to become eligible for the school basketball team again.

5. Pelfrey Takes The Fall

Mets pitcher Mike Pelfrey lost his balance and took an embarrassing fall while on the mound Monday night against the Padres. He didn't even get off the pitch. Isn't that a balk?

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1. Turf Wars

It's no secret -- at least to Bears fans -- that Soldier Field sucks. Not the stadium, not the illustrious history, the actual field. It's terrible. A hazard even, at times. However, in typical McCaskey fashion, all we're getting after a Bears practice was cancelled due to an unplayable surface, is a promise that they'll try harder to maintain the grass. Not even a pinky swear.

2. Game Breaker

People at the Rucker rushed the court after Kevin Durant hit a few deep threes. Lames. Terrance Williams (and an unfortunate Derrick Caracter) give this Louisville crowd a real reason to shut the gym down.

3. Genius

Simple title, because the brilliance here is simple. Bikini bottoms + a QR code = happiness for us all. The British beach volleyball team will be pioneering this soon-to-be-everywhere ad.

4. Chattal Superstars

Recruiting, by definition, is crooked. At any and every level. Recruiters' jobs are to make their offer more attractive than anyone elses, no matter what. You saw Rick Fox in "He Got Game." An SI report is claiming that nearly half of elite high school hoopers in 2011 have played for more than one school. I guess that indirectly claims that recruiters suck too.

5. Major League Biased-ball

People dislike A-Rod for many reasons: He's rich and talented, he did steroids, he takes soft pictures. I dislike the MLB for one reason: It's full of short-sighted tyrants. A-Rod is getting crap for a poker game he maybe never even knew existed. Did you know that Willie Mays and Mickey Mantle almost got the Rose treatment for promoting at casinos after retiring? Meanwhile, Marge Schott was allowed to live.