1. Stylin' On Campus
With all the college football drama, fans could use a little dose of humor. Texas A&M President R. Bowen Loftin's bow-stache combo does just that!
2. Wildcat Whiskers
The best thing about Northwestern media day notes are the mustache-competition references sprinkled throughout. Forget Mike Ditka. Go for "The Loftin" all the way.
3. Child's Play
Real Madrid signed a 7-year-old kid from Argentina. Naturally Taiwan's Next Media Animation has its take on this deal.
4. Gator Glare
Florida coach Will Muschamp could take down an angry bear with his stare. Instead, Muschamp will use his powers for good, and by good, I mean winning football games.
Andy Roddick may be losing sets, blasting tennis balls into the crowd and throwing racquets. But at least he's winning at planking.