1. Why Wait?
The Rangers and Devils wasted no time getting to business on Tuesday night. Soon as the puck drops, so do the gloves. Talk about setting the tone.
2. Couch Rider
Knicks phenom Jeremy Lin might not ride the bench anymore, but he is still stuck on his brother's couch. Gotta be the least-flashy bed in the world for somebody slated to make $800,000 this year.
3. Taze Me, Bro
I can't really tell if this is real or not, but that's not what matters. What matters is that we as a society are headed toward an electric destruction. Tasing (with an "s") somebody is probably the biggest jerk move you can pull during athletic competition. Unless, I guess, you're playing Ultimate Tazer Ball.
The NHL beat them to it, but kudos to the NBA for its creative "fantasy draft" system for this year's rookie/sophomore game. I got Sir Charles' team by six.
5. Bad Dreams
It's been a fun time at The High Five, but my run is coming to an end. I figured I'd leave you all with a positive image to remember me by, so here goes: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a sex swing in their bedroom. Good night!
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