The High Five 12/22

1. Zero Tolerance

Boise State freshman Jay Ajayi will soon be serving five days in an Idaho prison. Rough indeed. The crime? Stealing sweatpants from Wal-Mart. Sam Walton's army and Idaho know no mercy.

2. Proper Respect

World champion Shawn Marion is pissed that nobody refers to the world champion Dallas Mavericks as "world champions" every time they're brought up.Tryin' to do my part here, Shawn. If this changes, will you lose the hair?

3. T-Shirt & A

Mike Napoli definitely wins the "Best Holiday Shirt" contest.

4. Future Stars

If you're in Chicagoland on Thursday, head to the UIC Pavilion at 8 p.m. You can catch Jabari Parker and the national No. 1 Simeon Wolverines face off against fellow Chicago Public School basketball factory Whitney Young. At any given time there'll be six D1 prospects on the floor.

5. Answer The Question

Jarome Iginla has much more patience than I do. Even if I was one of the other beat reporters writing the groundbreaking story of the Flames game, I would've had to tell this lady to shut the hell up.

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