1. All I Do is Win
2. Super Heisman
Clark Kent, Dwight Howard, Robert Griffin III? The newest Heisman Trophy winner was a phone booth away from becoming Superman at the award ceremony. Or at least his socks said so.
3. Santa The Titan
After all these years, who would have thought Mrs. Claus was a Tennessee Titans cheerleader? And that Santa still hadn't popped the question.
4. Losing St. Louis' Angel
St. Louis' Pujols 5 Westport Grill staffed a security guard in front of the restaurant's bronze Albert Pujols statue after the slugger jumped ship to Anaheim. The restaurant then made a bold move, adding angel food cake to the menu.
5. Trouble Keeping Up With Khloe
Does the Lakers front office not watch E!? How is "Keeping up With the Kardashians" supposed to exist with Khloe commuting to Dallas?
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