1. Role Reversal
Bryce Harper probably beat up seventh graders when he was in third grade. I just can't ever picture him begging somebody for something. It's tough to even see him asking politely. Unless it's a name drop in a Wale song.
2. Practice Runs
Seeing as my beloved NBA probably won't return this year, Deron Williams made the right choice. Especially considering he can chuck like hell over in Turkey. He put up 50 recently and only one assist.
3. Presidential Unis
God, I love my president. The Obama Classic should be broadcast on every major network. Look out for these jerseys to go on sale, too. I want one.
4. Big Tuna
Fishermen in Massachusetts caught an 881-pound tuna earlier this month. So they basically snagged a bear out of the water. Crazy stuff. I don't know what you do with an animal that size, but my instinct tell me to sell it. And my instincts were, as always, right; a 754-pound tuna recently sold for nearly $396,000. Great for those guys, right? Wrong. The feds seized the giant fish because the fisherman violated tuna laws: You must catch tuna with a rod or, if you were born in 1847, a harpoon. Tough break, guys.
5. Serious Inflation
This Illinois high school teacher was charged with changing the grades of over 60 of her students, most of them football players. That's not the only inflation going on in this picture, though.
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