1. A Very Tebow Halloween
Halloween tends to bring out the creative side of sports fans. I've seen the Ron Washington jack-o-lantern, the Albert Pujols jack-o-lantern, and some sad, deluded fan even made a Mr. Met jack-o-lantern. But how about $75 custom-made Tim Tebow jack-o-lantern. The pumpkin in his honor is sure to add the miraculous finishing touches to your Halloween decorating that you were waiting for. And to complete the theme, set up your Tebow jack-o-lantern while "Tebowing" (Google it) and listening to the original song "Super Fans (Tim Tebow)" (YouTube it). Or, you know. Don't.
2. Yeah, That Will Solve Everything
World: "Hey, Mets! You guys have no money, your best player will most likely be peacin' out during the offseason, and you guys are kind of a giant laughing stock to the rest of the league. What are you gonna do now?" Mets: Hey, World, WE HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A GIANT SHIFT IN OUR TEAM'S REPUTATION: We'll change the color of the walls in Citi Field from "Soot" to "Blue!!!!!!!!!" World: ..........
3. Little Big Man
Since I come from a ridiculously short (we like to call it "vertically challenged") family, I have a heightened appreciation for success stories, like this one, about Rice running back Jayson Carter, who's listed as "4-foot-9, 130 lbs." If he makes it big, consider the "Danny Woodhead is so awesome because he's so tiny look at him he's only 5-foot-7, awwwww what a fighter!!!" Era officially over. Best luck to Jayson, who, when asked if his size is a disadvantage, coolly responded with "When they see me they're like, 'whoa what's going on.' That gives me the upper hand. I have the advantage." This kid, who was also valedictorian of his high school, is a Boss.
4. Brian Wilson Endorses S.F. Mayor, Dances In Process
Brian Wilson, his beard, MC Hammer, and a bunch of different athletes and celebrities all joined forces to make this really freaking bizarre, but awesome, campaign video in support of San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee. Also known as the weirdest thing you will watch in probably ever. My favorite part is at the end, when you have the option to just "Watch Brian Wilson Dance."
5. Steve Nash Suits Up
Steve Nash has kept himself busy during the NBA Lockout, as he now has his own line of suits out for Indochina Suits. Apparently progress is being made in the NBA Labor talks -- think it has anything to do with Steve walking into a room full of owners to discuss the a deal in that suit? Dude means business.
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