The High Five 10/14

1. Theo's To-Do-List:

Alleviate Boston of 86 years of misery and depression? Check! Alleviate Chicago of 103 years of misery, depression, billy goats, black cats and Steve Bartman? Uhh ... may the Force be with you, Theo.

2. The X's And O's Of Sausage Racing

All you that you never needed to know about the epic Brewers Sausage Race, including some of "the basic rules of racing meat." No word on whether a Tofu-Sausage costume is available for potential vegetarian racers.

3. Rally Cries

With the post-season of the Rally Squirrel takin' over St. Louis, here's a look back at some of the most basic, and most awesome, rally techniques. Perhaps next year Boston will break out the Rally Fried Chicken and Beer?

4. Meanwhile In Philadelphia ...

When rough times strike Philadelphia, when their Dream Team is a 1-4 nightmare, and their unstoppable Phillies choke in the first round, there's really only one question they can ask themselves: What universally loved and completely non-controversial cultural symbol or message can I boo this time? Oh, an anti-cancer ad? Why not?!

5. Courageous And Epic Act Of The Day

So in case you missed it, a few days ago, a guy from California threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods. When asked about his actions, Brandon Kelly gives the best explanation of all time: "I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie 'Drive." As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, 'I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.'" They should make a movie about this guy.

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