1. Lackey In Character
Fact: John Lackey is divorcing his wife. Fact: John Lackey's wife is battling cancer. Fact: John Lackey, by way of pitching for the Boston Red Sox, is famous. I don't understand the frustration, John. This is what you signed up for.
2. NFL Inclusion
Little did everybody know, the NFL's newest CBA includes a ban on discriminating against sexual orientation. There should still be a ban on magazine spreads though. Lookin' at you, Sanchize.
3. Old Man Jack
Marlins manager and fellow glasses-wearer Jack McKeon just announced his retirement. Enjoy that ring and South Beach.
4. Hoops Fix
I'm still in denial about the NBA's likely lost season. So here go some highlights of a lot of dunks and very little defense. Pretty much just like the regular season!
5. Stress Conference
If you know you sweat more than Patrick Ewing in Palm Springs, why wear this shirt?
