1. Throwback Chizik
This is allegedly a yearbook photo of Auburn coach Gene Chizik. The awesomeness leaves no need for more words.
2. Chump Change
His Airness got slapped with a $100k fine for "talking about the lockout." I think he pulled it out of his pocket when he got the call.
3. The Question, Tony
Tony Stewart is notorious for blowing up at the media. But this is even bad by his standards.
Check out these Air Jordan Spizikes in a ... New York Knicks colorway. As a lifelong Bulls fan, I find this to be somewhere between a slap in the face and blasphemy. Damn you, capitalism.
5. Pay The Kids
A report from the National College Players Association estimates that top-tier men's hoops and football players are worth around $100,000. That'd be cash, not tuition. Pay the kids already.