3. Not A Toy

Sporting Kansas City Goalkeeper Jimmy Nielsen was struck in the face by a bobblehead thrown from the stands in a match against the Portland Timbers. It was Omar Bravo bobblehead night, so technically Nielsen was left bloodied on the ground by his own teammate.

4. Psych!

The NBA has released its pre-season schedule. Unfortunately, none of these games will be played since we're in a lockout so kindly forget this schedule ever existed.

5. Kobe The Angel

Remember how Kobe Bryant was allegedly involved in a scuffle with a man snapping pictures of him in church? TMZ is reporting that witnesses claim that the they've never even heard of the accuser, that his story is entirely made up, and that Kobe is nothing but an angel at church.

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