1. Now That's A Brawl
2. A Devoted Fan
The Winnipeg Jets are officially an NHL team again, and at least one Jets fan was so excited that he arranged 415 Rubik's Cubes to form their old logo. That's 415 more Rubik's Cubes than I've ever completed.
3. Not A Toy
Sporting Kansas City Goalkeeper Jimmy Nielsen was struck in the face by a bobblehead thrown from the stands in a match against the Portland Timbers. It was Omar Bravo bobblehead night, so technically Nielsen was left bloodied on the ground by his own teammate.
The NBA has released its pre-season schedule. Unfortunately, none of these games will be played since we're in a lockout so kindly forget this schedule ever existed.
5. Kobe The Angel
Remember how Kobe Bryant was allegedly involved in a scuffle with a man snapping pictures of him in church? TMZ is reporting that witnesses claim that the they've never even heard of the accuser, that his story is entirely made up, and that Kobe is nothing but an angel at church.