1. Houston, We Have a Problem
They say everything's bigger in Texas. That includes a fan's escape after running onto and off of the Minute Maid Park field. Shades of Lance Berkman climbing the centerfield hill?
2. Rooney's Chest Hair
Wayne Rooney returns to "The High Five" for the first time since his February 12th bicycle kick vs. Man City. This appearance isn't as graceful, though.
3. Chicago Bound
As destiny would have it, LeBron James must get through Chicago, Michael Jordan's town, to reach the NBA Finals. With that said, we recall a mash-up of James' "Rise" Commercial and Jordan's "Maybe" ad.
4. Big Papi: In A New York State Of Mind
In an MLB.com video, David Ortiz claims to be tired of being booed at Yankee Stadium. In an effort to combat the boos, he takes to the streets of Manhattan, looking to hug as many people as possible. As a Yankee fan, I think the whole thing is staged.
5. Mrs. Jorge Posada
On Saturday night, Laura Posada tweeted that her husband's absence in the Yankee lineup was due to a back injury. Jorge later denied her report, prompting a soap opera in the Bronx. Playerwives.com reported on the story and gives its readers a chance to rate Mrs. Posada, among others.