1. Teach Me How To Jimmer
BYU claims it asked Jimmer Fredette to stop attending spring classes because his presence was a distraction. However, rumor has it he's teaching the university's newest course: Jimmer 101.
2. Fantasy Baseball Fatigue
Already tired of making those last-minute starting pitching changes? This guy can relate.
3. Sorry Penguin
Alexander Ovechkin drills a penguin with a slap shot in his new Capital One commercial. Coincidence? I think not
4. Prime Trust
What's the most arrogant part of Deion Sanders? The fact that he refers to himself as prime or the fact that he wears sweatshirts saying "Trust"?
5. Throwback: Bonds Says He's Innocent
The Associated Press reported in June 2008 that Barry Bonds and his lawyer insisted that he should be acquitted. I guess that never happened.