1. Shaq Day

How did you celebrate the Big Shamrock's birthday? We bet it didn't involve a rap invoking Charlie Sheen.

2. Dodging Clippers

Spring training may have just started, but Dodgers reliever Travis Schlichting (pronounced "I-have-absolutely-no-idea") has his mullet in post-season form. I would make an Eastbound & Down joke, but I dare not insult Kenny Powers' legacy.

3. Still Not A Player

It's been a while since I've seen or heard from Richard Williams, father of Serena and Venus.
Big Rich jumped back on the scene with a bang, though. The 69-year-old Willams just married his beautiful bride Lakeisha Graham. She's 32. My guess is that Williams is plotting to sow his the seeds of another tennis dynasty. This time on the men's side

4. Mardi Nah

The New Orleans Hornets rolled out Mardi Gras edition jerseys. Could swear the L.A. Sparks wear the exact same unis

5. No Big Deal

Browns cornerback Eric Wright revealed Monday that he received death threats from Cleveland fans last season. He didn't really pay them any mind, though. I guess when you line up against Ochocinco, T.O., Hines Ward and Anquan Boldin every week, threats on your life don't seem all that bad. Can Cleveland do anything right?