1. Artest Jumps Texter

Ever watch a game at home and notice some jerk texting in the front row courtside, secretly hoping he gets clocked by an errant pass or T-shirt launched from those shoulder cannons? Well, drink this video in, as Ron Artest chases a ball into the front row, subsequently colliding with a phone-distracted man, obliterating his coffee and sitting him right down.

2. Badgers and Hawkeyes in Nature

Harry Kalas was famous for his delivery and persona in classic NFL Films productions. This rendition -- college football as a nature documentary -- may not become quite as iconic, but it's certainly entertaining.