1. Miner Offense
It's very rare that a coach takes an ejection to the levels that UTEP's Tim Floyd did on Wednesday. But when it does happen, and the cops have to pull the coach off the floor, it's so worth it.
2. The Simms Workout
The Big Lead's Tim Ryan dug up Phil Simms' 1987 NFL workout video, and it's more than you could ever hope for from awful things made in the '80s. Yes, that is Gary Anderson in the intro. No, the workout does not include fighting Desmond Howard.
3. DeRozan De-robbed?
So remember that backboard ricochet dunk that Blake Griffin needed seven tries to nail? Yeah, DeMar DeRozan pulled that off easily in warm-ups. The guy may have a point about the injustices of the contest.
4. Big Baby, Big Tongue
Glen "Big Baby" Davis has a habit of flicking his tongue during games. This GIF of the action is both mesmerizing and disturbing. And sexy, if you happen to be a lizard.
5. Presumptuous Power Tower
The trade of Carmelo Anthony to the Knicks gives the team a dynamic duo in the former Syracuse star and teammate Amare Stoudamire. But did it really just bolt the Knicks to the second-highest level of the NBA pyramid of power? One site thinks so.