2. This is Kiteboarding

This is one of the most mesmerizing highlight reels we’ve ever seen of a sport. It makes us want to quit our day jobs, buy a jeep and live off the land on the California coast and become more in tune with our inner oneness, or something like that.

3. But he has six pack abs!

Remember when Wally Szczerbiak was the darling of college basketball? The Jimmer Fredette of Miami of Ohio, if you will? In his latest work as an analyst, he’s been downgraded to just a random dude.

5. So what? So let’s dance!

John Daly’s new golf bag was clearly inspired by Al Czervik’s bag in "Caddyshack." The only question now is whether he has Kenny Loggins and Journey cued up on his golf bag stereo playlist.

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