1. Rooney’s wonder goal
If you haven’t heard about Wayne Rooney’s goal from Saturday’s derby win over Manchester City, then congratulations on your weekend spent entirely outside hiking in the mountains without a phone. Good news: This clip will catch you up to speed and blow you away.
2. Church gets Magical
A local church bought the Orlando Magic’s old scoreboard in an auction for $13,500. The purchase creates a number of possibilities for the congregation’s services, but no word on whether church officials will be introduced with a laser light show before each sermon.
3. At least there wasn't overtime
You're down 14 points with time running down. Your teammate steals the ball but misses a layup. Time for action. What better way to save face than with a backboard-shattering dunk at the buzzer?
4. LeBron confronts heckler
A heckler in Detroit started ranting about LeBron James’ mother Friday night at the Palace. The Heat won 106-92, and as the video shows, James put the heckler in his place. In the words of Ron Burgundy, “Leave the mothers out of this!”
5. Bieber loves Gundy
Justin Bieber was doing an interview for Radio Disney when his phone rang. What do you think his ringtone was? Lady Gaga? Michael Jackson? Creedence? Nope, it was a certain Oklahoma State football coach’s famous rant.
