1. Bad decision, weak challenge
Joel Anthony of the Heat got the poster treatment from Josh Smith. I wish I could know what was going through Anthony's head when he decided to contest one of the league's best dunkers going to his strong side, while he faced the opposite direction.
Did you catch Al Davis at the Raiders press conference? Here's a slideshow, if you missed it. Good luck sleeping, ladies and gentlemen.
3. Copping Out
Ball Don't Lie shot out their midseason awards. MVP? The guard from Everywhere City, "You Make The Call." Seriously, guys? We make the call?
4. Game over
Christian Standhardinger has watched a little too much "He Got Game." After announcing that he was transferring from Nebraska to LaSalle, he got busted celebrating in the park with a lady friend of his. The HBO After Dark-type of celebration. Now LaSalle doesn't want him. You know it's bad when LaSalle won't even let you slide.
5. Booze news
A study at the University of Minnesota concludes that 8 percent of fans leaving professional sporting events are legally drunk. Call it yet another endorsement for public transportation.