1. "Your Career Will Go On"
2. D'Antoni's Resignation Letter!
Ahh, so that's what happened. Suddenly it all makes sense.
3. Peyton's First NFL Game
Peyton Manning will be on a new team very, very shortly. As of the time I'm writing this, we don't know where he's going (my money's on Tennessee, so feel free to praise me as an expert psychic if I'm right by the time this is published). Anyway, for the sake of nostalgia, here's a look back at his first NFL game (against the very team whose fans are serenading him with creepy Celine Dion parodies). But the true highlight of this video is teenage Eli Manning, sitting in the stands (around four minutes into it, and then again five minutes into it). He looks kind of awkwardly confused, and overall very similar to 31-year-old, two-time-champion Eli Manning.
4. Field Hockey With A Royal Touch
5. Ricky Rubio On A Scooter
So as the universe (and Twitter) almost implode from mega-historical-sports-related-stories-overload, here's a video of injured Ricky Rubio riding a scooter through a supermarket. For a pretty sad situation with him and his ACL tear, he looks pretty happy, and that should make all of us happy in a time of stressful sports news. Also, props to the person who titled the YouTube video and gave the description. Good work.