Here's one way to spice up curling: Have Sir David Attenborough narrate it.
The award-winning British naturalist and broadcaster, the man behind the famous Life series, lent his voice to a women's curling match. And, as you might imagine, the results are hilarious.
As many of us are accustomed to hearing Attenborough describe the intricacies of nature, it is wonderful to hear him apply his unmistakable tone to the widely misunderstood Olympic sport.
In the clip below from the BBC, Attenborough describes how the "alpha female gently but flamboyantly launches the oversized walnut down the frozen river."
See for yourself:
And in case you're unfamiliar with Attenborough, here he is doing his day job:
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