The Chicago White Sox may want to rethink the photo on a door at U.S. Cellular Field.
The door in question features an image of White Sox southpaw John Danks. What's awkward about all of this is the placement of the handle, which you can see for yourself in the photo below:
Worst positioning of a door handle award goes to...the Chicago White Sox! (h/T @sarahwhit10, @EliLanger) pic.twitter.com/7b9XXT8cIH
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 19, 2015
Yikes.
It's in moments like these that Twitter can be especially entertaining:
I'm going to chalk this up as the best placed door knob in #sports history. #WhiteSox pic.twitter.com/QczF70G8fq
— Mike Piff (@Mike_PiFF03) May 20, 2015
Looks like the White Sox are getting a little frisky at the park http://t.co/HszrVRxmcz
— Scott P. Hadley, Jr. (@sphadley) May 20, 2015
WHOA HEY EASY BIG FELLA
(via @sarahwhit10 and @EliLanger)
http://t.co/bGQ89ds1Dv pic.twitter.com/gh3wn3Ls87
— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 19, 2015
Hahahahaha do you get it I hope you get it RT @Deadspin John Danks has a door boner: http://t.co/hukKJhRsTd
— Jordy McKever (@itsjordylive) May 20, 2015
Things aren't going great for the real John Danks, either. The 30-year-old is off to a 2-3 start to the 2015 season. He's given up 41 hits in 38.2 innings and has a 4.66 ERA for the fourth place White Sox.