It seems, at least if two times is a pattern, drug testers seem to have a knack for crashing parties to get athletes to pee into a cup. The latest inconvenienced partier? Lolo Jones, who went off in a completely characteristic fashion on her Twitter account about the testers interrupting her birthday party.
I was chosen to be drug tested right before I left for my bday party, so the drug testers were obligated to shadow me until i peed in a cup.
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Drug testers at my bday party? Street cred goes up. I need a rap song about this...
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
RT @paulrien: Lolo's Flow Goes Slo Mo /bday cake tastes great/ testers can wait/ blowin out candles/cup handled/droppin pee/now she's free
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Good night drug testers! and the next time u drug test me at my bday dinner party. bring a present!!!!!! A wrapped bottle of water will do
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Just letting u guys In my world. What it truly means to be an Olympic athlete and the accountability that holds
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Luckily, she could still joke about it.
I changed my moms phone name to Ryan Braun and had her call my cell repeatedly while they were testing me. Mwhauauhaha,
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Earlier this year, Lindsey Vonn was drug tested at the ritzy CFDA party in New York, where she peed in a cup for USADA testers while wearing a designer gown.
At the time, her rep, in an email to the Associated Press, said Vonn understands it's "part of the job."
