An unnamed Australian rugby player is under investigation for allegedly urinating in his shorts in order to keep opposing players away and give himself a competitive advantage, according to The Daily Telegraph.
Wollongong Vikings President Mark McDonald wrote in a complaint last week that a player on the rival club Avondale peed in his pants or "has applied some liquid to that area of his shorts so as to provide the same inference." The Vikings provided a photo as proof of their complaint.
Apparently, it's not cool to pee in your pants.
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