Dwyane Wade is looking for a job while the NBA bunkers down for a lengthy lockout. The Miami Heat star has plans to entertain the masses without a basketball in his hands.

Wade sent out a tweet announcing he's available, listing his job skills. "My strengths: work well with others..My weakness: I'm sometime get fatigue."

What line of employment would Wade prefer?

"I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals," Wade said.

The smart money says Wade is going to end up with hundreds of Bar Mitzvah requests.

Later Wade poked fun at his teammate LeBron James, quoting his infamous line when exchanging messages with Bengals star Chad Ochocinco. "@ochocinco its time we take our talents somewhere."

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