The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are on the verge of a franchise-altering decision. All reports indicate they will select either Marcus Mariota or Jameis Winston with the first pick of next week's NFL draft. Like top overall selections Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck before them, one of these two men might be the cornerstone of a franchise for years to come.
But now there's a third name being throw around along with Mariota and Winston, and it is rapidly picking up steam.
David Schmulenson is a comedian who looks better than Tom Brady, is faster than Marshawn Lynch and, get this, prays harder than Tim Tebow.
Don't believe the hype? Check it out for yourself: