Marshawn Lynch's curt, evasive responses at press conferences may not be as useless as they seem.

Sure, these non-answers drive reporters crazy, but apparently they can come in handy in other situations. Specifically, in trying to pick up women.

A Chicago-based comedy team employed Lynch's infamously bland statements in various situations around the campus of DePaul University. A guy named Henry uses phrases like, "Thank you for asking about my stomach" and "I'm just here so I won't get fined."

Surprisingly, Henry isn't turned down by every girl he approaches.

At least someone is putting Lynch's responses to good use. The Pro Bowl running back was fined $100,000 in 2014 for avoiding the media and he still had the gall to not answer a single question during his session at Super Bowl Media Day. But because he showed up he was not fined.

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