There are few better ways to spice up a Super Bowl get-together than the addition of one of the world's finest competitive eaters.
And so a few partyers smartly booked the services of Takeru Kobayashi for their Super Bowl celebration, and the results were wonderful.
According to Deadspin, Kobayashi rented his services for upwards of $3,000 for the big game. And when you have one of the best competitive eaters in the history of the sport at your house, well, you ask him to do what he does best.
In the video below, Kobayashi takes down an entire Domino's pizza in one minute.
Warning: This video contains some explicit language
It's not exactly Beyonce, but it's hard to ask for better in-game entertainment than this.
(H/T to Deadspin)
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