Have you ever wondered what NFL players are saying on the field?

Well, now you know. Sort of.

The anonymous YouTube user behind the account Bad Lip Reading tries to guess what the NFLers are saying, and he gets it terribly and hilariously wrong.

For example, during one shot of Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub on the sidelines, the following audio is inserted:

"The vet said, 'Dude, your cat's just pregnant.' I said, 'OK, so I won't go and kick her.'"

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Bad Lip Reading has produced extremely popular videos with politicians as well as pop culture phenomenons, but this NFL clip may be one of the best. It has racked up 1.5 million YouTube views in about 24 hours.