Anyone who has followed Jay Cutler's career knows the grouchy Chicago Bears quarterback will never be described as "chatty."
So when Cutler recently told a lengthy story about a dog psychic, it's a cue that he was at least pleasantly surprised.
During his weekly appearance on Chicago's ESPN 1000, Cutler told hosts Tom Waddle and Marc Silverman about a fascinating experience his dogs had with someone claiming to read their minds. His wife, former reality show star Kristin Cavallari, took their two pooches to see a dog psychic, and while Cutler had his doubts about the merits of the woman, he came away stunned.
Via For The Win, here's the transcript of Cutler's tale:
"We have two dogs, a Yorkie and a — what’s the other one — a Malti-Poo. [...] Kristin, being from L.A., she’s sometimes into this psychic stuff. Her mom was talking about this dog psychic. [Laughs] You email pictures of your dogs to this lady. There was like a two-month wait, mind you, this wasn’t something you could just click on the Internet. Two-month wait. So we send off pictures of both dogs, through the email, and [the psychic] is like at so-and-so time — this was last week — I’m going to call. She wants the dogs in the room with one person. So I wasn’t in the room. Kristin was. [Laughs] So she calls up and they’re all in the room and she’s like, “I’m going to get the dog’s spirits to come forth and I’m going to talk to them.” So, we’ve been talking about moving and finding a different house in Chicago and Bardot, the Yorkie, asked the lady to ask Kristin, “I’ve been hearing about you guys whether you’re going to move houses and I really want to know what you guys are going do.” I’m serious, then she said, “tell Kristin that I worry about them driving because they both drive really fast,” which is true. I’m just saying."
But that's not all. The psychic also gleaned this piece of information. Again, via For The Win:
"We started cutting their food down the last couple weeks because the Yorkie, Kristin thinks she’s getting fat and stuff. So we started it cutting it down. Both dogs said, “we need more food, they’ve been cutting out food down and we need a little bit extra food.”
Cutler admitted the psychic had some "valid points," which is his way of saying he was impressed.
For reference, this is Bardot. Good luck reading her mind: