Archive for March 9th, 2008

09
Mar

See the Duke Blue Devils mascot injuring his ankle

Even though this happened about a week-and-a-half ago, I hadn’t heard about it because I’ve been in Columbia buying guns and drugs. Anyway, here’s the Duke Blue Devils mascot hurting himself while executing an awesome maneuver before the Georgia Tech game.

Normally it’s not like me to derive joy from other people’s pain, like the creepy host guy from Cheaters does, but watching that blue mascot writhe around on the floor is pretty entertaining. (Fun fact: the “Cheaters” guy is named Joey Greco and if you click the Talent link on his website, it says “Page Not Found”. How ironic.)

Speaking of entertaining video, here’s Joey Greco getting stabbed.

09
Mar

UNC beats Duke in Cameron to win ACC championship

tyler hansbrough

The Tar Heels avenged their earlier home loss to Duke this year by winning 76-68 in Cameron Stadium last night to win the ACC championship outright and secure a likely #1 seed for the NCAA tournament.

I hate both of these teams because I’m from South Carolina, which is Milhouse to North Carolina’s Bart when it comes to things like basketball, jobs, education, and not living in trailers. After two hours of hearing Dick Vitale make verbal love to Tyler “Get your han’s off me, bro” Hansbrough, I needed some cheering up. So here’s Bridget Moynahan.

Bridget Moynahan


Bridget Moynahan


Bridget Moynahan