Just came across this today from Awful Announcing, who got it from The Wizard of Odds, who got it from a creepy trenchcoated guy in a alley somewhere.
Prior to the highly-anticipated Nevada-New Mexico State game last FridayHa, see what I did there? Because it was actually NOT highly-anticipated. That’s comedy, folks. Take notes., ESPN announcer Rob Stone was hanging out with State’s Chili Pepper InstituteFun fact from their web site: if you rub chili pepper in your eyes, you can shoot lasers out of your retina. Really, try it. when he decided to take a bite out of a Bhut Jolokia - the hottest pepper in the world. As you can see in the footage, he doesn’t just nibble off the end, he chomps off half the damn thing. Regret sets in about four seconds later. If you slow down the video, you can actually see the exact moment when his soul leaves his body.
I’ve got to admire Rob Stone for eating a Bhut Jolokia; I think that’s how one of the Kennedys died. He should definitely get on a Wheaties box for this stunt. If I weren’t so hopped up on painkillers, I’d write a letter to General Mills right now.
On that note, it might be time for another pill. The bottle says, “Take one once a…”? Damn, my vision’s blurring, I can’t read it. I’m going to assume it says once a minute. I’m also going to assume it wants me to wash it down with this can of paint thinner and a fistful of Phen-Fen.
Hey, at least I don’t eat Bhut Jolokias.
